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You know what mystery Sayid is trying to solve?
The mystery of why he’s trying to bone everything on + off the island.
lost about lost GET IT??: episode 4 25February10
lost about lost GET IT??: episode 3 17February10
lost about lost GET IT??: ep. 2 12February10
high school reunion: dead demons on the beach 10February10
my sister on: abdc 6February10
On the first season of ABDC, there was Kaba Modern, who were awesome. They didn’t even make top two. Then there was Fanny Pack on the second season, who were something much bigger than awesome that is not found in the English language. They also didn’t make top two. Then, there was FINALLY a reason why I was still watching this show, when Beat Freaks (who were pretty great) and Quest Crew (who were completely awesome, and not just because I found D-Trix totally, and almost inexplicably, hot) made it to the finale. Last season blew. The crew that should have won, did (because they were the most consistent), but the most interesting crew (Vogue Evolution) were plagued with sloppiness and sometimes random brattiness and unfortunately didn’t make it far enough to make watching the season of any interest.
So, why am I watching Season 5? Partly for the same reason I watch anything: because I function best with routines. I am like a robot in that way. Partly because I love watching people who are great – like Kaba Modern and Fanny Pack and Quest Crew – dance (which is why watching this show is hard, because it’s so crappy to watch people who are crappy – like BR8K SK8 – dance). But, mostly because (in addition, of course, to everything about JC Chasez) my sister’s comments throughought the show make me laugh and laugh and laugh. They might lose something if you’re not watching the show with her, but I wanted to write them down anyway, for, like, prosperity and whatever.
On Legendary Seven containing two dancers from the former crew Status Quo (who were the runners-up in the season one finale of ABDC and are taking another shot at the finals) plus five new-to-the-show dancers:
“Why would those guys hook up with losers? I bet the Status Quo guys didn’t tell them that they were finalists once before until after they got into the regionals. Really! Why else would they dance with them? Why would they dance with losers?”
On JC smacking down Omarion’s constant criticisms that the dancers were too technical by saying, “Just because a move is sloppy, doesn’t make it raw,” and Omarion’s subsequent praising of another crew’s technical merits:
“I bet he was embarrassed. I bet he felt really stupid, because JC was right.”
“JC must be really mad that other guy [Shane Sparks] isn’t there anymore. ‘Who’s Omarion??’ He must have been a real diva about it.”
On Mario Lopez making a fool of himself by attempting to jump rope after Saltare, the crew who dances with jump ropes, performed:
“He’s bored. He’s got nothing else to do.”
On Lil Mama’s credentials as a judge:
“Is she known for anything besides that one song? At all?”
On JC’s superior judging skills:
“Yes, I’m wearing my sweater, so I have important things to say.”
[Seriously, we both love JC - and his fashion choices - always and forevs as a judge.]
On one crew member telling Mario about a dream he had where they won the ABDC title, which began, “We were standing right here on this stage…”:
“And you were naked. And you were wearing a wig. But, you weren’t Lil Mama! And… I don’t know, I can’t think of anything else.”
On Omarion’s surprise that a crew was able to perform despite the cameras, lights, “tv”, and audience watching:
“Isn’t that the point? Isn’t that what they’re there for? Doesn’t Omarion have people watch him when he performs? DOES Omarion perform??”
On Legendary Seven’s final stunt in their (unsuccessful) battle to get into the finals, which involved one member jumping into a sheet the other members were holding:
“Why would they bring a prop???”
“They should’ve been disqualified just for that stupid sheet thing.”
“The sheet wasn’t even interesting! It didn’t have writing on it. It was just a white sheet!”
“Yeah, the sheet was really stupid.”
lost about lost GET IT??: ep. 1 pt. 2 4February10
high school reunion: demon racists 3February10
Hey, assholes! Want to come read my blog for jerks? I think you’re taking this all wrong! I didn’t mean it in a derogatory form! Just ask my little piglet friend.
I watch All My Children every day, which airs on ABC, and just about every day, I see an ad for Lost. I guess it’s, like, a big show or something? I’m not going to pretend that I don’t know anything about Lost, because I see the ads every day, so I know they’re on an island and I know a lot of the characters’ names and I know that they got off the island but maybe not really and that Jack grew a beard once and that, at some point (my friend Molly says “season 3″) somebody wrote the words “PENIS BOAT” on their hand
and that “PENIS BOAT” is my new favorite thing to say. Also, that my friend Laura Lee watches the show and wanted me to recap the final season, and after I told her that I’ve never actually seen an episode of it, she wanted me to do it even more, and when I told her that I refused to spend three hours watching a show I’ve never seen before especially since Chopped was on (which turned out to be a REPEAT, stupid Food Network), she said “pleeeeease”, and then I said I’d watch it online.
Lost is supposed to be a comedy, right?
