The Crush is awesome. Obviously. It’s like a Poison Ivy rip-off but without the gross Tom Skerritt sex. A Fatal Attraction for babies. Here are seven reasons why it’s your favorite movie.
1.
Cary Elwes can close doors with his mind.
2.
This woman’s head is on backwards.
3.
This carousel is in an attic. An attic. With a pull-down ladder. THIS CAROUSEL IS IN AN ATTIC WITH A PULL-DOWN LADDER.
4.
Cary Elwes’s computer is programmed to get increasingly angry each time he tries to find his files.
5.
This is the ecstatic reaction Cary Elwes’s friends have to the suggestion of “marshmallows and wine” at a party.
6.
These people.
7.
Cary Elwes is really good at punching.
Go watch it, idiots!


















