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So, the Jimmy Kimmel special that aired right after Lost turned out to be really painful to watch. And not painful because the show was over and everyone in the audience was crying (no, really) and all the actors appeared to be kind of uncomfortable and definitely in no way as invested in or interested in or knowledgeable about the show as everyone in the audience and the floor was covered in sand so everyone’s nice shoes were being filled with sand and everyone had to perch on the edge of these boxes. Because Jimmy Kimmel is a really bad television host.

“This guy’s the worst, right? I mean, right?”

Just in case you were wondering, though, Terry O’Quinn is a very fidgety old man.

And was taking some kind of breath mints or pills or something during the broadcast.

He also dropped one in the sand and tried to cover it up, so.

Also, that kid who played tween Jacob popped up during this segment and nobody in the audience noticed or acknowledged him, so I felt bad for that kid. Like, this was going to be his last Lost moment and nobody cared.

Speaking of the audience…

Okay, Marilyn Manson. Calm down.

Hey, Nestor! How do you feel about Jimmy Kimmel asking you about your guyliner now that ppl have been asking about your guyliner for five hundred years?

Oh. Hey, Daniel! What about the baby?

No. I asked you…

Hey, Terry!

Okay, you’re busy. Hey, Naveen!

Hey, Naveen!

Naveen! Pay attention! What are you planning on doing now that Lost is over?

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Fair enough. Hey, Josh!

Ugh. Nevermind. Hey, Terry and Michael! How do you feel about Jimmy’s excruciating explanation of the buddy cop show he came up with for you to star in?

Yeah, I know.

I mean, basically, it was awful, because it turns out that the actors on this show are just actors, surprise surprise. Like, if you ask them about the polar bear and what was up with that, they’ll all stare blankly at you and be like, “I mean… Do you know? Because only one of us was in that scene. All we do is read scripts and memorize lines, and then say them in front of a camera. I mean, we didn’t write Lostpedia [which I still think should be LostIpedia, ♥ Jane], kwim?”

Also?

That floor was stupid.

Bye, Lost! Bye, Jimmy Kimmel!