Months ago, I read an article on New York Magazine’s fashion blog about the clothes which were going to be in the Telephone video, and the rough plot included in the article indicated that Lady Gaga will have been in jail for her crimes in the Paparazzi video and Beyonce would bust her out of jail and they’d go on a killing spree. And I called my friend Mike and I was like, “I can only talk to you for a second, but I wanted to tell you that that one song from the new Lady Gaga album that you totally loved that I love equally as much is going to be a continuation of the Paparazzi video, which you loved and I loved to the point where it’s actually probably my second favorite video ever, like, ever ever, and Beyonce’s gonna bust Lady Gaga out of jail for killing her bf and then they’re gonna go on a killing spree,” and then Mike and I squealed, like, squealed, “WHAAAAAAT?SOEXCITED!”
Well, what happened?
