Hey, assholes! Want to come read my blog for jerks? I think you’re taking this all wrong! I didn’t mean it in a derogatory form! Just ask my little piglet friend.
I watch All My Children every day, which airs on ABC, and just about every day, I see an ad for Lost. I guess it’s, like, a big show or something? I’m not going to pretend that I don’t know anything about Lost, because I see the ads every day, so I know they’re on an island and I know a lot of the characters’ names and I know that they got off the island but maybe not really and that Jack grew a beard once and that, at some point (my friend Molly says “season 3″) somebody wrote the words “PENIS BOAT” on their hand
and that “PENIS BOAT” is my new favorite thing to say. Also, that my friend Laura Lee watches the show and wanted me to recap the final season, and after I told her that I’ve never actually seen an episode of it, she wanted me to do it even more, and when I told her that I refused to spend three hours watching a show I’ve never seen before especially since Chopped was on (which turned out to be a REPEAT, stupid Food Network), she said “pleeeeease”, and then I said I’d watch it online.
Lost is supposed to be a comedy, right?
