antpetitem ep. 4  24September09

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So, that girl who avoided the bottom 2 twice in a row? Two girls in the house hate her and talked massive amounts of shit about her for the whole episode. And then, when this one girl (who describes herself as “weird” – which I hate because it usually means you’re not weird at all – but she’s basically just kind of quiet) went and talked to Bianca, because she doesn’t like shit-talkers and wanted Bianca to have a friend, and was told by Bianca all about her abusive bf and how she acts like a bitch to cover up her scars and blah blah blah Tyra-py speak, the “weird” girl understood her better, but was being “manipulated” and “used” by Bianca, according to the shit-talkers, who then brought the “weird” girl inside to manipulate her into feeling bad about trying to befriend someone they hate and then use her for information on Bianca.
She didn’t fall for it.

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They had a runway teach by Miss J and one of the shit-talkers couldn’t stop talking about how awesome her walk was (Miss J wasn’t said she was too stiff) and the other said she had a signature walk (she evidently watched a fashion show once and tried to imitate them and now she thinks it’s a signature walk) but Miss J said she looked stumpy. HeĀ praised this girl whose name is Brittany, but i guess she didn’t hear him or whatever, and back at the house, while practicing, the shit-talkers told her they’d help her and give her tips, and then told her that her walk was bad. Brittany protested that she thought her walk was good, and they told her she was awk.

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At the challenge, they had to walk a runway paired with normal sized models, so they all looked like tiny little children walking with their glamorous mothers, and Brittany won the challenge, because, duh, the shit-talkers are never right. They were also called out for being Stiff and Stumpy, which sounds like the name of a terrible fetish porn.

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While they were eating lunch before the show, the shit-talkers had a conversation that went as follows:
Stumpy – I was in the makeup chair? And Bianca?
Stiffy – What did she do?
Stumpy – She was just talking…
Stiffy – Oh, God.
Stumpy – It annoyed me so much.
The “weird” girl was surprised they brought their shit to the set and couldn’t keep their shit confined to the house, preferably the bathroom.

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At the photo shoot, all the girls were able to watch each other work, which the shit-talkers liked, because Brittany didn’t do too well, and they talked a lot of shit about her.

When they went up, Jay told Stiffy that she was a little stiff, and Stumpy that she looked stumpy, and then he started choking her because he had wanted her to do better and then she said, “Yes! That’s what I need!” and he said, “To be choked??” and he backed off really quickly, because that was some kind of s&m shit and he wasn’t into it.

But, Stiffy and Stumpy were convinced, despite these obvious criticisms, that they had had the best photo shoots, and that everyone else better catch up to them. “Weird” girl still looked forlorn. I think she was just tired of all the shit in their room.
At panel, Brittany did have a terrible picture, but so did a lot of the girls, including both Stiffy and Stumpy. “Weird” girl managed to look like she was wearing stilts, like, literally wearing stilts, because her torso looked like it was 15″ long and her legs looked like they were 15′ long, and it was creepy, but i guess in terms of the idea of the photo (look tallz!) it was a good job. She got called second. Bianca was called close to the beginning because, even though she did not look tall in her photo, her face looked “soft and pretty” (the only reason it was good is because you couldn’t see her tiny little teeth and her giant gums). To achieve this, the photographer made her think of Jesus. No lie.

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Stiffy just made it out of the bottom two, and Brittany and Stumpy were dead last. But, Brittany had a good runway walk and had a good picture last week, so Brittany stayed and Stumpy left, and Stiffy cried and cried and “weird” girl looked a little sad because she always looks sad, but was probably also a little happy, you just couldn’t tell.

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But i feel like Stiffy still has a partner in this weird big-mouthed (physically big-mouthed) girl who was talking shit with them one night, but was also friends with Brittany. And the shortest shortie in the house also made Bianca feel bad by telling her that one of her bffs in the house had talked shit about her behind her back before going home, so “weird” girl has a lot more shit to deal with, unfortunately.

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