This is how I dance when I’m alone:

This is how I dance after a few drinks:

This is how I used to dance at Pop Rocks:

This is how I dance when I have to go to the bathroom:

This is how I dance when they play U Can’t Touch This, obvs:

This is how I dance when they play Spoonman (it happens):

This is how I dance when I’m on my way to the bathroom:

This is how I dance after I come back from the bathroom:

This is how I dance after I spill half my drink on myself:

This is how I dance after the fifth drink:

This is how I dance after coming back from the bathroom the second time:

This is how I dance when I find a convenient rope swing:

This is how I dance when the Joss sticks start kicking in:

This is how Sally dances:

This is how I beat bitches up: