So, I’m very very upset because this blog entry disappeared a few days ago and was replaced by a list of about a hundred porn sites. And I don’t know how this happened? But, it sucked. But, here’s the thing. I didn’t save the entry (I’ve started saving them since), and I don’t remember exactly what I wrote, but I did save all the pictures. So, what follows is a condensed comic book style version of the original.

(PS – However, I do remember that I made the correlation between the BSC and this year’s Superbowl, and that correlation was this: the Giants were the underdogs and not expected to win at all, and when they did win [and stole the Patriots' perfect season right out of their greedy little hands], it was pretty damn exciting. There was much cheering and screaming and freaking out in our house. Not as much as the week before when they got INTO the Superbowl and all my brothers were over, but there was a lot of screaming between my mom and Sally and my dad and me. Anyway, afterwards, the Patriots tried to make it seem like THEY were the underdogs going into it and they should be felt sorry for because everyone expected the Giants to win, which is crap. And the thing with the BSC is that they’re just like the Pats. When lame ass Mary Anne’s lame ass boyfriend Logan is hit on by a much cuter girl, the whole club goes after her with an intent to destroy. But, she never had a chance. SHE was the underdog. The BSC rules the whole town, but they still want the glory of being considered the put-upon, when they’re not. Victory for MA and the sitters over Marcy wasn’t really that sweet to watch, because Marcy never had a chance to win. If the Patriots had won, a “stomp them out” style speech during the parade would have been petty gloating in the same way that the BSC’s “special Babysitters Club party” at the end of this episode seemed so cheap and nasty, considering Marcy was stuck somewhere, boyfriend-less and soaking wet. Well, anyway, it was at one time worded more eloquently than this. Read on.)

“Just wait till I mix this paint with your blood, BITCH!”

So, here’s the story, as I remember it…

Kristy finally has her baby and misses a meeting.

Stacey tries to wrap things up early, because she’s headed to an interview at Angela Bower’s ad agency.

Claudia’s head wound starts to get worse.

Marcy tries on some kind of shoddy makeup being sold right near the sporting goods and develops a mild and temporary case of thrush.

Mallory’s grandmother shows up.

Marcy affixes a brand new head onto her acid washed denim suit to approach Logan with.

Kristy’s lazy eye makes her think Logan and Marcy are twenty feet apart.

Claudia’s head wound turns out to be a symptom of a contagious disease, which has now affected Stacey. It is possibly sexually contracted, thus proving that there are more lesbians in the BSC than once anticipated.

Marcy’s dulcolax kicks in while rollerblading.

Mullet.

Mallory purposely topples Jesse to the ground, lets her hand linger on J’s back too long, and causes Jesse to stiffen in fear.

Once Jesse leaves, Mallory vows never to wash her hands again. And a little girl runs off to tell her mother that there are predators in the park.

Logan tries to get MA’s attention to save him from the park predator.

Marcy shows off her true NJ skillz and goes to help Logan herself. Just picture this girl at D’Jais if you need context.

Kristy, Claudia, and Stacey get stuck between worlds and try to call for help.

Logan stabs Marcy in the side during chemistry.

Jesse, Dawn, Claudia, and Stacey are pissed at Mary Anne for making them late to the PTA meeting.

Mary Anne does some drugs.

Mary Anne brings a baby head in a jar to the fair.

Some cracked out kids play with inner tubes with no pool in sight.

Mary Anne means to partner with Logan, but gets drawn into a three-legged race with Satan instead.

Marcy comes back from the dead, and Logan tries to kill her again.

The ghost of Marcy comes to destory Mary Anne with two creepy twin demons.

Little Pete just continues to freak me the f out.

The costume party is moved to a remote location in the woods.

Marcy’s evil spirit is defeated with a hose. She vows revenge.

Someone tells the sitters that babysitting is one of the easiest, most boring jobs in the entire world.

Mullet.

Don’t delete yourself again, entry!