I’m putting out applications for the man of my dreams. He has to be a really good dancer, and he has to not be embarrassed when I start singing CeCe Peniston’s Finally after our first marginally good date. And then, again, after every time we make love.
I will make the following faces at him…
This is Blogging All of TV for the week of February 20th. I mean, all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw. And all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw that was worth turning into a gif.
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This is Blogging All of TV for the week of January 30th. I mean, all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw. And all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw that was worth grabbing. Well, actually, I mean all of the tv that I saw, since I have been mostly watching marathons of tv shows on Netflix while I knit till my hands cripple from arthritis, so unfortunately I’m a little behind on real tv, but the following three things encompass all of tv that I rewound to watch again.
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This is all you need to know about tv in the past three months:
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You’re welcome.
The Crush is awesome. Obviously. It’s like a Poison Ivy rip-off but without the gross Tom Skerritt sex. A Fatal Attraction for babies. Here are seven reasons why it’s your favorite movie.
1.
Cary Elwes can close doors with his mind.
2.
This woman’s head is on backwards.
3.
This carousel is in an attic. An attic. With a pull-down ladder. THIS CAROUSEL IS IN AN ATTIC WITH A PULL-DOWN LADDER.
4.
Cary Elwes’s computer is programmed to get increasingly angry each time he tries to find his files.
5.
This is the ecstatic reaction Cary Elwes’s friends have to the suggestion of “marshmallows and wine” at a party.
6.
These people.
7.
Cary Elwes is really good at punching.
Go watch it, idiots!
When I was a freshman in high school, this movie premiered on NBC or whatever and, no duh, I watched it. The next day at school, I found my friend Laura and I was like, “Hey, did you watch this terrible made-for-tv xmas movie last night that was terrible?” and she was like, “Tell me you’re not… tossing and TOURNING,” and I was like, “Yeah! That one!” She doesn’t remember any of this happening.
This is Blogging All of TV for the weeks of October 17th and 24th. I mean, all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw. And all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw that was worth grabbing. I mean, all the stuff that fits this SUPER SPOOKTACULAR HALLOWEEN EDITION!
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This is Blogging All of TV for the weeks of October 3rd and 10th. I mean, all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw. And all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw that was worth grabbing.
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This is Blogging All of TV for the weeks of September 19th and 26th. I mean, all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw. And all of tv, like, the stuff that I saw that was worth grabbing.
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